It has been a long time since I have been on. I am sure many followers have found new homes by now. I do not blame them. I have been untrustworthy to write every week let alone every day. I am participating with a group of their local writers for NaNoWriMo! I learned about how to do word sprints in a word war. I did not win but I did write! This particular “theme” and title was ‘A Pub Crawl’. There was a small description stating where someone can be or would they may see or experience. One does NOT have to follow that prompt or even write for that prompt, it is just to get your creative juices flowing. Mine flowed! Yay! Now, I have said this before but I am trying to start all new years goals now! One is definitely to start writing daily. Some way, Some how. So. I am going to share my little prompts with you all. The 1st paragraph was only limited to 5 minutes and the 2nd was for 15 and the last one was for 30 minutes. One did not worry about spelling or punctuation. VERY hard for me to ignore! ** Disclaimer: I have never been to the city of London, just the airport. I do not know if there are actually any pubs or buses such as I describe here. This was all in my own imagination and words. Any depiction to anyone or thing or place is purely coincidental **
Sherlock Pub 1
Ok We are here! I was so excited! the trip to London has been so much fun in everything we do. even when we go to eat has been an adventure! But this! This pub! this is the Peak of the trip! I soaked everything in as I walked to our booth. They were not kidding that this was all decorated and themed to honor Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes character and books. The place was all made of dark woods and tapestries as well as leather armchairs by the fireplace. The bar was a long wood bar with the usual bar stools but the bartender was dressed as Dr. Watson! He looked fabulous! There were pipes everywhere. On the walls used as lights and on the edges of the bars to hold items and so forth. the place was warm and cozy and quiet eccentric. As we sat down, I noticed that there are also newspaper clippings.
The clippings had the headlines and stories of Sherlock cases. It was so cool that they made them look so aged from the 1800’s as well. they were either under glass, lamination or even in frames throughout the pub. Made it interesting reading while waiting for drinks. as we sat there, sipping our ales, admiring and discussing Doyle and his stories and life as well a large group of young men came into the pub. They were all dressed either as Watson or Holmes and a few as the Inspector Lestrade! It was fun until they became loud and boisterous. Shouting every few minutes “elementary my dear Watson!” and they started wandering around the pub and peering into people’s tables and booths even creeping behind the bar with magnifying glasses. It was fun to watch but can get annoying. forget any credible conversation. Must’ve been Sherlock- con in town. I said. we had finished our beer and decided to leave to go to the next pub but this sure was an event I will never forget.
Highwayman Tavern Pub 2
We ended up into the center of London this time at a place called the Highwayman Tavern. It was like walking into a financial institute–like in wall street. patrons were dressed in suits and ties including the female presence. We felt very underdressed but still sauntered in. We were looked at as if the peasant dickens wrote about walked in and they had a snobbish look on their face as if they were expecting us to say
“Please sir, may I have some more?” we sat down on some plush booth seating and ordered some small dark ales. the bartender and waitress both even “humphed” their answer to our order!
I don’t get it. But the atmosphere was kind of cold. there was dark woods again, but had chrome and glass for the windows and décor. Behind the bar was a large mirror that also had a metal framing the mirror which was so
shiny it almost looked as if it was too a mirror. there was fancy crystal glasses and cups hanging above the bartender. She wore a tight grey vest and no shirt. her skirt we noticed when she walked out from behind was a short black a-line skirt and high stilettos. Her long blond hair and dark makeup completed the outfit. the waitresses were pretty much the same. it was quiet with the talking to soft conversations and a few tvs were on showing either news, sports or financial news. the walls were of wood and metal panels alternating throughout the pub. pictures were of the buildings of old and new of the financial district and of the Royal family.
We were sitting under Prince Albert and the Queen. They did not approve of us sitting there as their portrait frowned down on us. We decided it was time to go too here.
The Counselor Pub 3
By the this time we have decided we are starving! Though the ales have plenty of barley and nutrient it wasn’t enough to satisfy our stomachs. So, our local friend and guide, Harry, offered another place that is also a pub but serves food called the The Counselor. We thought, OK, we trust you. let’s go. After all, you took us to these past two places. So, we all gathered onto the Big Red Bus (you know the ones I am talking about–the double deckers! ) only (and i have a sneaking suspicion that this was planned ahead of time) this was in the theme of Harry Potter! We get on and sit on the lower deck.. why not the upper deck? because Harry was on the lower so there. Anyway, the bus driver looked freakishly awfully close to the boy in the movies. either they got this actual real bus driver to do the movie or this was also a similarity. I looked at my friends and said “cosplay seems to be thing in London” . We laughed pretty good. the bus driver did not.
There was a mini skull hanging by the bus driver and they did a paint or screen job on the windows to look like Harry Potter witches and wizards riding along with you on the seat. One can still see out the windows though. We get to our next stop and pay the boy in galleons and left down the steps that magically appeared before us to step onto. Actually it wasn’t magic it was a lever the driver pulled but it was fun to think so!
We wandered into the pub and found a nice square table at the end of the room. It had a theme of the law. You can see pictures (painting and photos) of the Parliament building and its members all around the room. Again, there was heavy dark and light woods for the tables, chairs, the booths and walls, the bar at the other end was the usual heavy woods but this time it was set up a bit higher than the rest of the room and looked more like a judge’s bench than a bar–only much longer. I wandered over to approach the bench and asked the bartender for a “fizzy” . He was dressed as a Judge. Wearing a long black cloak, this one had arms so he could work, and a white powdered wig. He made my “fizzy” which was a soda, by the way, and made my heart jump by slamming the gavel down that was next to him on the bar. WHAM! ” Your Fizzy has been released!” WHAM! again. I said thank you and scurried over to my table. My heart was going thump-thump thump really fast. THe wait staff was dressed as bailiffs and took our orders. I was not that adventurous in the food Court so I ordered plain old fish and chips and the tell you the Verdict was AMAZING! WHAM! The clean up crew were dressed up in prison work uniforms and started to clean up our dishes as we were finishing up. We all ordered more drinks before we hit the road again. I noticed that on one side of the room all the long tables were set up side by side and benches were used to sit on. Kinda reminded me of a jury watching us as this was facing out into the pub. These tables were situated along the wall that went up to the Judge’s Bar where i got my Fizzy. I then saw that on the other side, there were more normal tables and chairs there was still one that seated a couple and was on the other side of the bar and faced the pub and “jurors’. That said to me “testimony” table. There was even an ornate railing that was on the side and behind that table and in front of the bar as well as on either side of the long tables where the jurors sat. We all sat there, kinda quiet and sipping our beer feeling quite judged as the “traitor rebels”. Cameron pointed out that we were actually sitting at the table that was facing all these locations that I mentioned if we were the ones on trial! I thought. Ok. Where is Sherlock when you need him!?
We got our checks– they were written in two copies. One as a pub copy for business and one for us to keep this was written up to look like a scroll and as a Pardon and that we have Paid our Dues to Society and will be released on our recognizance into the city and to watch our manners from now on.
With that we head out and I breathed in big gush of …. car fumes! Oh well, this is a bustling city. THis has been THE day! I do not know what can top this!
***NOTE: I wrote this in a comfy coffee café called Morning Light here in Great Falls, MT on a snowy day at 10 degrees. 🙂